There will be 5 questions. Submit your answers through the comment thingy (muah haha, my secret ploy to get comments!) and VOILA! you've completed the quiz. (Yes, I am aware that this method is a bit caveman-esque and not really up with the technology times, but I don't have the energy to keep googling and searching through myspace glitter marijuana leaf animation how-tos to find a real way to poll you guys. So deal.)
Ok. Let's do this!
WOULD YOU RATHER...
1. Share spaghetti and meatballs, Lady and The Tramp - style, with:
A. Holy shit! scary staring guy
OR
B. Guy with a bird on his head
2. Have pink eye for a week
OR
Let Milli Vanillis' buff cousin rub you down in oil on the beach?
3. Go through puberty again
OR
Have this guy be your hair stylist for the rest of your life?
4. Throw-up on your second date with Vienna Sausages (or a cute girl, if you are a guy)
OR
Make your debut on live TV with this hombre as your salsa partner on Dancing With the Stars? Ole!
5. Be Sarah Palin's personal assistant for a year
OR
Star in a 5 minute porno with this guy:
Well kiddos! That's the quiz. Can't wait to see the results. Please don't make it a sad quiz, where only one of you responds.
Huggies and Kisses,
K
1. definitely lady & the tramp-it with holy shit staring guy...you know how i feel about birds!
ReplyDelete2. girl you know it's true....pink eye means no mascara! and i don't leave the house without it
3. tough call...puberty
4. definitely throw up on my second date...if it's meant to be, he'll get over it
5. i'd do a 30 minute porno with that guy if i didn't have to be sp's personal assistant
As I was reading, I was going to give you Monica's response to number 1... clearly unnecessary :)
ReplyDelete1. I figure either way I would have to close my eyes, thus limiting the possibility of beak in eye pokage, and his eyes do look gentler so I think I have a better chance of getting the last meatball.
2. Had pink eye before, yuck, glasses, expensive throwing out eye makeup. Would definitely do it again.
3. This poll says a lot about online dating and I could have happily gone on believing that lots of completely normal people do it... puberty.
4. Vomit :(
5. It took me way too long to type these responses on my phone, now I have to go water and then make a 5 minute porno. Don't tell my husband! Ahhhh
Love you!
1. I'm not fond of red heads, especially ones who clearly have bird shit in their hair, so A.
ReplyDelete2. Definitely pink eye. But on another note, that image is totally photoshopped. He has no neck... and his face color does not match up to that of his disgusting muscles.
3. I did not like puberty. I'd have to go with the guy. But again, I do not like red heads- male red heads anyway.
4. Barf, obvi. Except maybe for me it would be Chinese food and sweet tarts :)
5. There is no way in hell I would be Sarah Palin's anything.
Haha, that was fun.
I can think of a couple things I'd do for Palin...
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