Let's play a game!

Today's post is going to be a collection of interesting folks I've run across during my search for internet love. We're going to play a little game of "Would You Rather...".  Since I can't for the life of me, find a quiz to embed into the blog that also allows me to upload pictures, here is how we're going to play:
There will be 5 questions.  Submit your answers through the comment thingy (muah haha, my secret ploy to get comments!) and VOILA! you've completed the quiz.  (Yes, I am aware that this method is a bit caveman-esque and not really up with the technology times, but I don't have the energy to keep googling and searching through myspace glitter marijuana leaf animation how-tos to find a real way to poll you guys.  So deal.)

Ok. Let's do this!

WOULD YOU RATHER...

1. Share spaghetti and meatballs, Lady and The Tramp - style, with:

A. Holy shit! scary staring guy

OR

B. Guy with a bird on his head

                                                                                                                                                       


2. Have pink eye for a week

OR

Let Milli Vanillis' buff cousin rub you down in oil on the beach?

3. Go through puberty again

OR

Have this guy be your hair stylist for the rest of your life?

4. Throw-up on your second date with Vienna Sausages (or a cute girl, if you are a guy)

OR

Make your debut on live TV with this hombre as your salsa partner on Dancing With the Stars? Ole!

5. Be Sarah Palin's personal assistant for a year

OR

Star in a 5 minute porno with this guy:

Well kiddos!  That's the quiz.  Can't wait to see the results.  Please don't make it a sad quiz, where only one of you responds.

Huggies and Kisses,

K